wood detective (cromulent) wrote,
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Get off my plane!

I think that at some point during the presidential election process, the candidates should have to re-enact Air Force One and if they can't throw some crazy Russian-type terrorist off of a fake Air Force One then you should really question whether or not they're fit to lead. What if that scenario happens for real?! IT COULD! I don't know, Barack Obama might be too elite to know how to engage in hand-to-hand combat with terrorists.

You could really get quite drunk watching Air Force One if you drank every time Gary Oldman yells anything. I adore Gary Oldman in this movie, he's so awesome and crazy. Actually, it's totally one of my favorite movies ever just in general. It makes for very good election day viewing. Once I finish watching it, I plan to start drinking and watching CNN for like the entire night.

I voted several weeks ago, so I didn't get to wait in a really long line today, even though I'm sure it would have been entertaining. I saw lots of people with Obama buttons at work this morning, but I don't know if that indicates much. I even saw some really old people with Obama buttons which was kind of cute. Then some other lady was like, "They're going to give my money to the poor!" and I assumed by 'they' she meant Obama, because she seemed like a deluded old bat. Then she kind of looked over at me, and I was sort of, "Uh, yeah, totally!" because, you know, the customer is always right, even if they are stupid old ladies who probably don't have nearly enough money for Obama to want to give it all to the poor. He's also not just going to knock on your door all, "MONEY PLEASE!"

In conclusion: Yay democratic process! Yay crazy Gary Oldman!
Tags: air force one, politics
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